10 Reasons Why Somerset will Always be better than St. George's

Ay buh!

So I see aceboy Clafe up arahn deez parts talking a packa nonsince about Somerset so um just gotta fill ya boy in on why de BESS come from de WEST!

1. We have de cup
2. If ya suckin ya teef or cutting ya eyes, read numba 1 again
3. Our bridges have always worked
4. 2 vurds – “Mr. Cupmatch”
5. 

Ye’enk ever seen NonMariners turn up dahn East, only NonBatters

De ferries have alvays had a runnin route, een if dey on strike

All de best beaches of Bermy are in de west

Ah fans dun’een drop dur drinks vhen churring de team on

You have a betta chance at Crown & anchor at SCC

Ve byes ended Cupmatch like this 

So yah… whayasayin na Clafe?!