12 Bermudian Crissmus Struggles ah Bermudian Will Understand
By @Flowbewankenobi
Ay Buh!
So nah wha jus ah few days away from seeing Santa come shru de gates from north Shore s we figured why not add a lil ding to de 12 days of Crissmus song. Below youll find a list of 12 Bermudian Crissmus Struggles ah Bermudian Will Understand
1. GOING FOREIGN TO BUY GIFTS
Not only ah you stuck wif high ticket prices and ya own shopping list, but also, stopped and asked “if you can buy [insert item(s)].... by at least 5 different people in ya circle
Oh ya and don’t forget de dunkin donuts from airport or some Mc Donalds
2. Buying Christmas Liquor
ah household of Bemudian ca get axpensive
3. Having ya gifts wrapped in marketplace bags
4.Only getting de mug Quality streets that are leff
5. Uninvited Randoms coming to Christmas dinner
Whashaname? Whirryoustay? whoozeyapeeples? come into play but onna real dat extra food is for more rounds, not extra people don
6. Buying gifts and errding but ank got money to make de missions for a NYE party
7. Midnight Church Service
8. Having to eat cassava pie until March
9. Run out off egg nog and durr’s none on the shelves at de store
10. And by none on the shelves your forgot to freeze some when they went out of stock
11. Mama wont let you follow de Gombeys Boxing day
12. De Balco Bill in January
but overall....