Curry Goat, Kangabats and Feral Cats

Story#1:

Ay buh!

Aheen know whurr to start but de weekend got waaaaay outta hand way too fast wif pure people  blowing up pink razor ( de cellphone in case you didnt know) but yah, she all started on Friday

 *cue flashback fade out*

Wha we thought was gonna be a simple Friddee happy hour flex turned into a flood of txttes about Radioactive goats, a panther, a jaguar, and some bie een said his ex was on de loose in St Davids. Nah, if you dunno east errwun knows St David islanders (or de US Army) puts something in de soil dat makes their creatures grow hulk size – dun’een wanna see their roacjes don! Onna real tho, story ges that some Tourists went rahn screaming their bleddy head off about a wildanimal was loose like some low budget bootleg horror movie you buy from Dollar Depot – yes, de struggle still real! All she takes is one tourist to scream, and de whole BPS/Animal Warden/ ERT/ SAS/ BoB/ MBA/ NBA/ VMa’s to come out.... and lock dahn a part...

Being dat we was about 5 dark and stormies in, guys whurr kinda incapable of runnin de story, wifout grammer mistakes and sought to de story on Bernews, only to be left wif dis important message from BPS mediaman Cainess.

..... but not dat she weren’t bad enuff dat some random  had BPS lock off de parks, de famiy picnic got wrapped up early because a fettinvell Feral cat.... a feral cat don.... like a cat... dat’s feral....

All we can think about is de wasted picnic “Fruit punch”  and that guys kanabat ex still on de prowl. *sips tea”

Stpry #2: Curry de Goat

Seems like St. David’s was de in de spotlight fa errding dis weekend, but you know ya deep in east when you get invited to someones campsite, and a goats flexing wif his own “refreshment” and greeze...#OnlyinStDavids

one ding.... dat goat's hairstyle about to be de Winter thing..... or not