Don lemme tell wha happen deoddaday bah! Remember Bertie from rahn so n so's way? man yknow! ya ya Rahn Dukesies! Well..... Guess who called me tawking some nice in my ear? Mhm bertie! Ahs like Aunnngh?! Allla dat? So ahs gon check her a bit before heading to de 2nd jawb! Didnt een make it rahn her yard! had a lil hiccup rahn by Furberts old place... you know de blue house rahn by Empire grocery. ya yaright durr. Some young bie came Licking shru datstretch bully ! i ended up swervin n hit De curb broke my stand and errding. These bies are wuffless! Dontcurr bowt nobody nut demselves mate! Shes ridiculahs don! 
Anyways.. tried fix de stand but mechanic try charge me wun fiddy! Bie! I looked at dat bie like hes mad mate! You know i wurnnt hurrin nonedat! Nah bie i work too damn haad! So i told dat bie he ca FET RIGHT OFF! i got some limestone in my yard!  #bermuda #anyding #bermyvurds