Durr Santa, Itz Ya Boy Safe Clafe!

SO YA,

Tymez r tuff right na n um got 2 ax de Bredrin from rahn Norf Shore fa a lil halp. Hope ya boy readz it don! 

Durr Santa,

Whopnin Bredrin?! 

You missed my yard las yurr and um bin nice (lately) so can you hook me up wif:

Ah FREE GROSHREE COUPON  FA DE YEAR

30% Balco Discount

Lowah Insurance rates ( cuz my kneeecap startn 2 grow musrooms)

Car ca egt licensed fa free dis year

and ah few bottles of Black (150 proodf)

SAFE! 

YA ACEBOY CLAFE!