“Muglets & Grunions” – A Clafe Poem On Enemies

 

Despite de compassion in most ppl’s soulz

some folks R just teeming wif mugness untold,

an sure az my Grenny’s decrepit and old

it’s cruciall 2 know how 2 spot an a$$hole.

So, “Muglets” an “Grunions” (for thoze who don’t kno)

R two wordz describin a villainous foe,

If u shuld encounter 1, dont say “Hello”

or herez an idea of how tings will go:

A muglet is sum1 who slaps all ya mates

theyn beats up ya Grenny wif 30 lb. weights,

he’ll mess wif ya trans and disable ya brakes

theyn bake ya Aunt Susan 3 poisonous cakes.

A grunion iz sociopathically crayzed

and makez love 2 Hellman’s low-fat mayonaisse,

despite de behaviours or traits he displayz

he’z pondering wayz 2 set Grennies ablaze.

A muglet will try 2 play golf wif ya spleen

theyn use ya left eye as de ball on de green,

I kno dat dis soundz just a little Xtreme

but muglets are mug like St. Georges’ team.

A grunion is sum1 who liez 2 ya friends

and laughs at old ppl 4 wearin Depends,

If u were a diver, he’d giv u The Bends

then steal all ya loafers and sell deym 2 Trends.

A muglet can make u feel mugger thayn mug

Yah sterile? He’ll steal ya fertility drugz,

A virus? Yah hard drive he’ll nevah debug,

If u wurr on life support, he’d pull de plug.

A grunion will picck up a gurt steel bar

theyn nip off 2 Bullshead and smash up ya car,

but wheyn u confront him 4 going 2 far

he’ll pummel u wif an acoostic guitar.

But why wuld u flex wif a person like this?

Especially if they R mug and un-criss?

Do dey truly warrant a hug an a kiss?

It don’t make no sense 2 me…somefin I missd?

Some ppl in life are jus best 2 avoid

Dey suck u right in2 their negative void,

So take it from me (cause u kno um ya boy):

Just cut off de ppl dat make u annoyed.