Safe Clafe: 10 Ways to Save Water in Bermy
So YAH!
4giv me fah not writin in so long… Um bin circumnavigating de world on a boat made of used corn curls, tryin 2 find myself n build up de courage 2 enter de nonmariners class of de Americaz Cup.
Erry1 knows she ank rained inna min in Berms n de last ding we biez ah tryn do is get a fresh 2 only get ah few drips of air mid-shampoo. So sinz Gubmint sayn de rainfalls below normal avridge… um got sum life savin Bermudian ways to conserve watah
1. Erry1 gets a Baff in de Same Watah
Dis wun ah lil old school, cuz you know if ya had siblings close 2 ya age when youngr, ya parents wurrnt tryna waste any more watah den needed… Een if it you wuz de fawf one to get in… ew
Speaking of Baff watah, you ca also...
2. Flush de toilet wiff ya Baff Water
Plain, simple hurricane tactics don!
3. Use ya Windshield Wiper Spray fa Showering
Gas station water is free buh, fill dem wipers up and freshen up in de yard
4. Cat Baths
If de struggle gets 2 real…
5. Steal de Water from breeding mosquitos in Pots and Buckets leff outside
Why use ya tap when ya got greenish standing water outside waitin?
6. Take an offering to de St David’s Gods
Remember that sibling you had to bathe wif, hurr’s ya chance to give dem up fa de greater good of de island.
7. Drink Salt Water as a Dietary Supplement
Wunna Summer body? Stomach needs toning? Wunnabe Carnival ready? Dis wun fa you!
8. Just like Wifi, steal ya neighbours Watah
Dun’een act like you ank reading dis on a 1 bar signal from de house shree doors dahn… Just go take a few dips in ya boys tank
9. Gank De Pure Water Bottles from ya Job
or you ca just showah dea , while having watah cooler talk.... #awkward
10. Bathe in de Bacardi pool
Like dem tourists that did it back in de 90’s…. Maybe dem lot wha onto somedin
*gets swim trunks*
*please don’t go drinking salt water, this is satire don*
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